O41
07-04-2004, 09:13 PM
Tech Support: "Ok, why don't you turn off error control and see if that clears the problem up."
Customer: "Turn off AIR control? What the heck is AIR control??"
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An instructor in the BASIC programming language was teaching his class how to write a simple program and execute it. When each student had all their program steps keyed in, he told the class to type R-U-N and enter. A lady in the back of the class said that it didn't work. It turned out, when the instructor had said to type R-U-N, she had typed, "are you in."
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Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?"
Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me."
Tech Support: "Oh, it's me too." [chuckle]
Customer: "No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e."
Tech Support: "Oh, sorry."
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Tech Support: "Type 'fix' with an 'f'."
Customer: "Is that 'f' as in 'fix'?"
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Customer: "How do you spell 'Internet America'? Is there a space between 'inter' and 'net'?"
Tech Support: "No space between 'inter' and 'net'. It's spelled normally."
Customer: "Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?"
Tech Support: "That's A-M-E-R-I-C-A."
Customer: "I-C-K???"
Tech Support: "'A' as in apple"
Customer: "There's no 'K' in apple!"
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Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."
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Tech Support: "Are you reading an error message to me?"
Customer: "No, I'm reading an error message to you."
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Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."
Customer: "Turn off AIR control? What the heck is AIR control??"
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An instructor in the BASIC programming language was teaching his class how to write a simple program and execute it. When each student had all their program steps keyed in, he told the class to type R-U-N and enter. A lady in the back of the class said that it didn't work. It turned out, when the instructor had said to type R-U-N, she had typed, "are you in."
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Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?"
Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me."
Tech Support: "Oh, it's me too." [chuckle]
Customer: "No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e."
Tech Support: "Oh, sorry."
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Tech Support: "Type 'fix' with an 'f'."
Customer: "Is that 'f' as in 'fix'?"
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Customer: "How do you spell 'Internet America'? Is there a space between 'inter' and 'net'?"
Tech Support: "No space between 'inter' and 'net'. It's spelled normally."
Customer: "Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?"
Tech Support: "That's A-M-E-R-I-C-A."
Customer: "I-C-K???"
Tech Support: "'A' as in apple"
Customer: "There's no 'K' in apple!"
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Tech Support: "Tell me, is the cursor still there?"
Customer: "No, I'm alone right now."
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Tech Support: "Are you reading an error message to me?"
Customer: "No, I'm reading an error message to you."
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Tech Support: "Do you have 3 1/2 inch diskettes?"
Customer: "No, I only have 3 of them."